anomalousnovice:

smellsliketime:

This is what i’m doing in my photoshop class. 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

THAT ONE TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.

oliveslife:

tanglebox:

mooneymannyinthesky:

overland-frost:

BUT THE LADY IS LIKE

“… .y… -okay.”

ALWAYS REMEMBER.

even the puppet backed up

crying because of the puppet tho

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

glamydia:

MY GRANDMA

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

morsmordre-x:

Harry Potter Etymology | Disarming Charm (“Expelliarmus”)

English expel, meaning “remove” and Latin arma, meaning “weapon” or “the weapon”.

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

teenaqeshitdisturber:

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

((eh.))

westborofaptist:

grandkanye:

tibets:

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

where do you put the baby

in the fryer